How long does reincarnation take?

"GreenN_Gold" (GreenN_Gold) 10/20/2014 at 16:58 • Filed to: None

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Honest question guys, assuming reincarnation is real (Duh, it's totally real), how long does it take? We had a death and a birth affect our office within about 48 hours of each other. I want to know if it's possible if my co-worker's recently deceased dad became my other co-worker's recently born baby. Or does it take longer than that?

(I think my lunch may have been drugged.)

PanchoVilleneuve ST > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 16:59

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420 eat lunch erryday

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 16:59

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If you go with the Greco-Roman religion, it could take a while.

For Sweden > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 17:00

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I've read sources that say three days.

jariten1781 > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 17:01

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It takes at least 72 hours to process the paperwork.

Nibby > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 17:01

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Coincidence?

GreenN_Gold > jariten1781 10/20/2014 at 17:08

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Oh, so just like becoming gay.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 17:15

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Read "incarceration" then the following paragraph was much more confusing

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 17:15

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Christian Jesus will flick your balls for believing in reincarnation. He's a bit of a dick like that.

RockThrillz89 > jariten1781 10/20/2014 at 17:15

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72 hours is an underestimate I believe. That paperwork must be "signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters". Then the poor soul gets put on the waiting list for reincarnation.

[Just to give credit where it is do, that quote is from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy]

GreenN_Gold > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 10/20/2014 at 17:25

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I like your question, too. How long does incarceration take? I plan on asking both of these questions on a future date.

GreenN_Gold > RockThrillz89 10/20/2014 at 17:28

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At least there's no notary. That shit is a pain in the ass.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 17:35

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RockThrillz89 > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 17:39

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Hey now, I'm a notary! I'm offended by your generalization and shall therefore promptly report you to the Gawker Division of Rustled Jimmies [Due to Narrow Minded Statements That Were Said In Jest, But I Can't Take A Joke Because I Constantly Seek To Be Offended By Everything] And Taco Tuesday Planning. Prepare yourself for their wrath and delicious verde sauce. May the deity[ies] of your personal choice/science have mercy on your soul/karma/enlightenment attainment status/scientific theory of existence.

GreenN_Gold > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/20/2014 at 17:46

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I was joking, but now I know. 72 hours

GreenN_Gold > RockThrillz89 10/20/2014 at 17:52

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I like notaries! I wish everyone was a notary! They're never around when you need one.

I work with loan documents, so there's a constant need/search for notaries. (Things often get signed "out in the field" so to speak.)

While I have you here, can I get you to notarize something for me? ; )

Jonathan Harper > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 18:34

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At least 2 moons.

RockThrillz89 > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 18:56

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Well, I'm a notary in the Glorious State for make benefit of His Lord and Savior, the Republic of the Democracy of the Country Formally Known As South Carolina, so maybe but probably not because intrawebz. If I could I would though [I'll also stop with (un?)necessarily long titles now].

I know how it can be. You couldn't swing a dead cat around without hitting two notaries in the office I work at, but before I started there I couldn't find one to save my soul when I actually needed one.

Also I think I might have purposefully drugged my lunch today.

GreenN_Gold > RockThrillz89 10/20/2014 at 19:53

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We have 3 notaries in our office, but that doesn't do any good unless we can convince the customers to come in and sign. They always want to sign at their office.

RockThrillz89 > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 21:06

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That does make things difficult. Depending on the type of transactions, I'm guessing you can't bring someone from your office like a traveling assistant nor could you use a notary at the clients because neither would be independent to the transaction. Someone needs to start a traveling notary service.

So what did you figure out about the respawn timer? Is it within 48 hours?

Stephen the Canuck > GreenN_Gold 10/20/2014 at 22:27

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I would think at least 9 months.

GreenN_Gold > RockThrillz89 10/21/2014 at 10:59

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Consensus seems to be 72 hours.